Some respite.

[ever_yanagi]

 Valentine's was a very busy time at the shop. Despite the double shifts some days, I suppose it was worth it-- I did make enough in commissions to afford the new collector's edition of Kawabata's works. 

For now though, I have a couple of days off. I wonder how I should spend it?

Comments

[ever_yanagi]

I did. Also cat ears and tails were popular this year.

[xyzai]

The furries have hold of Tokyo. There is no way out.

[ever_yanagi]

It is too late to flee, but you can always join them.

[xyzai]

What's cheaper, a bunker or a tail?

[ever_yanagi]

A tail. I can even give you a discount.

[xyzai]

Does it come with the ears, or separate?

[ever_yanagi]

They can be purchased together in a package deal, saving you 2000 yen.

[xyzai]

Not bad, but what is the total with the discount you mentioned?

[ever_yanagi]

7500 with tax. Would you like some free samples with that?

[xyzai]

...can I get just the free samples?

[ever_yanagi]

One has to pay for quality.

Until you are ready to make the purchase, I can indeed give you some free samples.

[xyzai]

That’s a very expensive headband and butt clip.

I’ll take the samples.

[ever_yanagi]

They are made of very high quality materials. And the tail is a plug, which is made of medical-grade materials only.

Of course.

[xyzai]

...a plug.

[ever_yanagi]

Yes?

[xyzai]

I’m an impersonator not a furry. Is there anything less invasive?

[ever_yanagi]

We have less expensive clip-ons, but they're not as ...fun, I suppose.

[xyzai]

Fun.

If I advertise on my radio show, can I have the clip on tail and the ears?

[ever_yanagi]

I have discussed this with my superiors. Yes, you can have them.

[xyzai]

When are you working, I'll come by?

Write down anything in particular your superiors would like me to advertise.

[ever_yanagi]

Thursday to Sunday evenings, from 6pm to close.

Will do. I'll be sure to include plenty of free samples.

[xyzai]

I want you to know that this will be put to good use.

[ever_yanagi]

The free samples or my work hours?

[xyzai]

The product.

[ever_yanagi]

Hmm, all right.