Some respite.

[ever_yanagi]

 Valentine's was a very busy time at the shop. Despite the double shifts some days, I suppose it was worth it-- I did make enough in commissions to afford the new collector's edition of Kawabata's works. 

For now though, I have a couple of days off. I wonder how I should spend it?

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[ever_yanagi]

That's good.

I have missed those cakes where you would cut us a small slice and eat the rest yourself. Take your time, as you seem like you'll be here a while.

I work part time as a salesperson at an adult toy store.

[maruibuns]

Let's not forget I did all the work~


............................... you don't.

[ever_yanagi]

This is true.

I do.

[maruibuns]

Don't lie to me.

[ever_yanagi]

Do you want to visit me? It's Kinky Kimochi near Shibuya. I work evenings Thurs-Sun.

[maruibuns]

No, I think I'll pass. The reality is too shocking, I might not recover. That being said... if fukubuchou shows up, then I'll be there in a second.

[ever_yanagi]

It's not that scandalous, I promise you.

[maruibuns]

I would put 'selling fake dicks for a living' in the scandalous list, yes.

[ever_yanagi]

As I told An-san, not everything looks like dicks. Also many people need a dick in their life. It's not our lot to judge.

[maruibuns]

Some look like plugs, beads... different shape, same purpose.

Uhm, yeah, I suppose everyone needs a dick at one point, and I'm not against those who do end up with the fake ones, but it's Yanagi Renji selling them which my mind is having a hard time accepting.

[ever_yanagi]

Oh? You seem well-educated in this area. Perhaps you'd like to apply for a job?

Yanagi Renji makes a decent amount of money selling fake dicks.

[maruibuns]

I shall pass it on your offer to Jackal.

And that should be on a t-shirt.

[ever_yanagi]

Does he have the same amount of expertise?

I suppose there have been worse things on shirts.

[maruibuns]

He is a fast learner, just need to show him the ropes. I'm sure you sell those as well.

Don't say I've never given you anything.

[ever_yanagi]

Of course.

You are a true friend.

[maruibuns]

I know, right? I bet there was a hole in your heart all these last 4 years.

[ever_yanagi]

I was devastated, probably.