Misbehaviour

[ever_yanagi]

 Why do people persist in attempting to pilfer my clothing? I assure you that they have no carp repelling properties whatsoever, no matter what recent rumors seem to indicate. 

If this continues.. I may be forced to use something more deterring than finger-knotting jinxes.

Comments

[daroi]

Lies are unbecoming, Renji. Share the carp repellent! O:

[ever_yanagi]

Shall I bundle you in one of my jackets and toss you in the lake?

[daroi]

D: I'll take the first half of that offer, but.

[ever_yanagi]

Not one for empirical testing, I see.

[daroi]

Not one for the Carp, rather.

[accioswallow]

Perhaps people feel you protest too much, Yanagi-kun.

[ever_yanagi]

If this continues I may be forced to share clothing with you.

[accioswallow]

Given what you have done to my wardrobe to date, do you really believe all your clothes have been tampered with by other houses?

[ever_yanagi]

Certainly not exclusively other houses.

[masaharu]

I think I'd like to see him try to fit into your clothes. You two aren't exactly the same size.

[accioswallow]

Sadly, Yanagi-kun seems happy to use his wand on his wardrobe.

[brazilianmagic]

Pilfering your clothing? That's an odd pastime to take. Maybe you should charm your door with more than just finger knotting jinxes?

[ever_yanagi]

Nothing has really been taken; I just see evidence of people having tried. Usually finger-knotting is a good enough deterrent but I may have to lay more hexes on my drawers. Usually my other belongings are more of a priority.

[brazilianmagic]

Hmm...how strange. I wonder what made people think they were good carp repellent? In any case, if you want my help, I'll be happy to.

[ever_yanagi]

Thank you.

Certain persons must have spread certain falsehoods.

[brazilianmagic]

Hmm....would certain person be your roommate? Not another roommate war...

[tarundoru]

I sincerely doubt your parents will understand your need for replacements.

[ever_yanagi]

I have not allowed anything to be taken, yet.

[tarundoru]

I suppose you're applying stronger wards.

[ever_yanagi]

Indeed. I wonder if an electrifying hex is too much? I wouldn't want to fry the brains of our wonderful fellow schoolmates.

[tarundoru]

Progressively stronger hexes? First offense, minimal. Third, significant. Fifth, required infirmary care.

[ever_yanagi]

That is a rather sound idea.

[tarundoru]

I strategize constantly for a reason.

[masaharu]

Well if it's not your clothes, it must be you. Can I throw you into the lake to find out?

[ever_yanagi]

I did not know you were in the habit of throwing people into lakes.

[lasering]

Perhaps you can re-direct the would-be thieves attentions elsewhere?

[ever_yanagi]

That would be one alternative. Any suggestions?

[lasering]

Either to another object you don't mind changed or lost or another person entirely.